Have you noticed how our educators always talk about money, but never about education?
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It’s horrible what happened in east Greensboro, but we already feed a lot of these kids breakfast and lunch at school. Now they have to provide transportation to their parents to go to the new schools. Thank you, Lyndon Johnson, for your great society.
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First time caller here. I like your new puzzle. Please keep ‘em in. Thank you.
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Since Vladimir Putin is running things in the White House, I mean he told Donald Trump not to hire Mitt Romney, I wonder what Putin thinks of Mike Pompeo, if he will allow that to happen because he’s running the White House, not Trump. He’s telling Trump what to do. Known fact. Look it up. And the prostitution, the porn stars and all these women that are getting paid off. It’s not the point that poor Trump slept with women, it’s the point that they just paid them off right before the election in 2016. That’s the problem. That’s breaking the law. It’s not the point that he slept with women. It’s the point that he paid them off to keep their mouths shut. And now he’s lying about it. And Michael Cohen can’t slip on something that never happened. And you can’t make up stuff.
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This week’s headlines just blare the DNC’s incapacity to deal with losing. It’s astounding. They go from Russia, Russia, Russia, Putin, Putin, Putin to conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy, all the way now to suing the RNC, suing the Trump campaign, suing WikiLeaks because they feel that probably the worst candidate in history is president. And they blew $1 billion in the process. The desperation of the DNC and Democrats is now an utter joke, utter farce. Hey, Hillary, I can’t wait to see you go nuts in the nuthouse in your old age. That reset button is going to be next to your bed for the rest of your life. Reset, ha.
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GQ magazine just ran this article, this piece of drivel called “21 Books You Don’t Have to Read.” And they include the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Lonesome Dove and the classic Catcher in the Rye. Also, they include the Bible. Well, GQ, I think we ought to put GQ at the top of the list. It’s really not necessary to read your magazine anymore if it ever was.
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Quick impersonation of Hillary Clinton: Waah, waah.
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Good morning, Beep. Here’s a new name for the airport: The Highly Efficient, Moderately Priced, Where Safety is First, Welcome to Greensboro, North Carolina.
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I see the caller said her son was in Fuquay-Varina and his engine light come on and he checked his oil. He didn’t have any oil on the dipstick, and he was broke and had to ask for money. Well, if you’re going to drive a car, it’s your responsibility to check the oil to keep the motor running. And as far as the panhandlers in Fuquay-Varina, maybe they don’t have as many as we in Greensboro do, because we’ve got one just about on every corner. So check your oil, and the next time you see a panhandler, give him some money, because he may need some to put in his car.
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- This is important. Private Manning – the traitor that was allowed to have a sex-change operation at government expense by Obama and pardoned by Obama – has completed the transition and he is now Chelsea Manning, a traitor. Yes, a traitor, versus someone who is looking out for our Second Amendment rights. I’m just saying. I’m just letting you know.
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If you play the lottery, the odds of winning on a Pick 3 is one out of a thousand. On a Pick 4 it’s one out of 10,000. Cash 5, it is one out of a billion. The Power Ball is in the trillions. If you play, you are throwing your money away.
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Well, I see that the city has officially forgiven the $1.5 million loan to the International Civil Rights Center & Museum, which I knew they would do it. That place don’t even take in enough money every year to pay the taxes on it. And they holler, raise this. They want to raise our taxes to pay for such a mess as that. We’ve got streets out here that’s like wash boards. Tear your car all to pieces. Why don’t you put that money to some good use? Just like that bunch in Washington.
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Hi. I’m calling in about Thom Tillis sending a letter about Donald Trump that he cannot fire Bob Mueller. I think that Thom Tillis needs to take care of North Carolina and stop worrying about Donald Trump. He’s going against Donald Trump. We didn’t send him, the North Carolina people did not vote for him to go up there and go against the president. He should be up there trying to help the North Carolina people with jobs and stuff like that. I think that he needs to start worrying about North Carolina and quit worrying about Bob Mueller. I think that Thom Tillis needs to get his act together, ‘cause he’s coming up for reelection, and it ain’t looking too good for him. So therefore I got one thing to say to him: Thom Tillis, you know, you’re coming up for reelection and you’ve done nothing for North Carolina.
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How can the Democrats say it’s wrong to stop people from coming across the border, entering the country, when they’re in favor of blocking millions a year from coming into the country through their mother’s womb? I don’t understand.
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I was amused to read that Roy Carroll is complaining because the city has nixed his parking garage and, therefore, he’s going have to kill his plans for a huge office complex, hotel, etc. He claims that this was going to be the tallest building in the triad area. And as near as I can tell, he’s talking about project 561, which was supposed to be 28 floors. And since Winston-Salem has the Wells Fargo Center, which is 34 stories, unless he’s like Donald Trump and has some fake floors in the middle, there is no way it was going to be the tallest in the triad. But who knows, maybe he’s got yet another building up his sleep that he wants to build. But I think we need to build out downtown, not up. You know, there’s a lot of empty space all around the downtown area that could be used. Talk to you later. Bye.
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Editor’s Note: I’m not sure where 28 floors comes from since the building has not been designed, but you’re right that if project 561 is built it will be more than 28 floors.
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Hello, Beep. I just got done watching the Bill Cosby verdict. And it brought to mind times when I was younger, when I was out at bars, all these women would buy me drinks to get me drunk. And the next morning I would wake up and they weren’t as good looking as they were the night before. Do I have any recourse against them?
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