The following is a letter to the editor by Rhino Times reader Austin Morris

Today as President Trump is inaugurated for the second time, I, like millions of immigrants before me, feel profoundly grateful to be living my life in the greatest country in the World.

The seamless transfer of power from a senile and corrupt old man to a real American patriot fills me with exuberant joy.
And I’m only on beer number three!

But really, oh God, thank you for getting me here. Like all Americans, I live in liberty.
I am profoundly grateful to this country.

God Bless America.
And thank you for my blessings.

Austin Morris